Rap's latest- from this morning
contrary to what some may have though- i'm not passing judgment on anyone here, just sharing what I find to be hillarious, and protecting other message board sites an users...

the latest..

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Dear Scott:

That was a low blow, Scott.  Bad Form!!!  You are not qualified to diagnose anyone or determine anyone's mental condition.  I do NOT have schizophrenia.  You should have never even gone there!!!  WHOA!  I am very healthy in the mental health area.  Thanks anyway!  

 

I feel sad for you because you seem to be a very lonely man who is paranoid of anyone who tries to become your friend.  I thought that our CHRISTIANity was strong, common ground on which to build atleast an acquaintanceship together.

 

I assure you that I only have one face and my husband reminds me of how beautiful it is every day.  Praise JESUS!  Yes, like all of us, I have many facets to my personality, much like a kaleidoscope.  I am a multi-dimensional person with varied interests.  That's what most people find endearing about me.  It is part of my charm!;) 

 

Maybe you should go see a mental health professional because it is you who seems like you struggle with low-grade depression and a personality disorder of some type.  I empathize with you because I know how circumstances in life can get a person to that point.  I will pray for you fervently, my brother. 

 

I NEVER sent a nasty PM to anyone because that just ain't my style, dude.    You are not a real investigator or a professional detective or you would have your facts straight, buddy. 

 

There has never even been one occasion where I lied to you, hit and ran, or deflected anything.  That makes you uncomfortable, because you can't handle my honesty.  You don't know what to make of it, because it is *totally* new to you.  I have NOT messed with you or any soul anywhere.

 

YES, I am happy, forward, open, and thrilled to be in the fandom of *Garth* Brooks!  Indeed!  Who wouldn't be?  When it comes to *Garth* - What is not to love?  I mean - C'Mon now!  Really!!!!

 

Scott, perhaps in all reality, YOU are trying to build an alibi here.  Maybe YOU are *T* and you are trying to perpetrate everyone in *GARTH* cyberspace/world!  I have the appropriate authorities checking YOU out now...

 

My friend, I pray that YOUR devotion to CHRIST helps you to realize where YOU are not in HIS *precious* and divine will!  Wake up, Dude!  Now is the day of Salvation!  As I said before, Let's Talk *Garth*!!!!  I know that was an ::inside joke:: but you know what I am getting at.   

 

Also, please make an appointment to see an eye doctor because if the colors and font sizes here hurt your eyes, your eyes have a real problem already that I have nothing to do with.  Seriously!   I hope you enjoyed the CHRISTian e-mails I sent to you.  I have a loving 'circle of friends' that pass those li'l excerpts along to each other to encourage one another's faith in the LORD!  What a blessing!

Respectfully,

 

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- posted by Skywise @ 6:46 AM